Lars

Bearded since: 1992. I am a dedicated, permanent beard grower.

Comments:
Why did I grow my beard? Growing a beard shouldn't be a championship in earnasty and down-to-earthiness, but rather a display of magic and brilliance and power.

How do I feel about my beard? You know a man with a beard is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No-one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!