Tony

Bearded since: 2009. I am a dedicated, permanent beard grower.

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Why did I grow my beard? Women have children. Men grow beards. It's an expression of my self. I am proud of my growing ability, not ashamed.

How do I feel about my beard? It intimidates the beardless into submission and jealously. It is a calico beard: black, red, brown, blond, and if you look really closely, white. I brush, condition, apply oil, and take supplements. I am obsessed.